War!! what is it good for...

23 January 2007

 

I was asleep, you know the whole leg dangling over the side of the bed, drool warming my pillow, bangs deciding to forgo the laws of gravity and stand on end and Jojo kicking my ribs, when I hear this god awful noise. So my eyes pop open and my brains trying to focus on this huge rumbling screeching thing, then it hits me...

OH MY GOD THE IRANIANS ARE TRYING TO KILL US!!

So I lay there, still, waiting for something to happen, having been satisfied that the ceiling was not going to crush me and no tremors, thus no need to check on the hubby, I go back to sleep, well at least I tried. Again, the noise comes back, and people it is freaky cause u can hear it coming right at you, and its not the regular fighter planes you can sometimes hear. These are HUGE ass noises, so my brain, lovely thing it is too, suddenly decides that there can be only one explanation...

CRAP!! THE AMERICANS ARE USING RIO SKIES AS FIELD PRACTICE!!

You see, at first the sound was far too close and strong to be planes/jets/whatever therefore they must have been rockets. Then, since there was no explosion, they had to be some sort of plane/jet/whatever. Plus they must have been American since I've NEVER heard anything like it in Saudi before and therefore they couldn't possibly be ours?!?!

Hmm, wonder what I'd have done if I was here during the 90's gulf war :

Oh and I have to mention this to all the college and Uni students going through their exams... My lovely sis Lolo, had just finished an exam, half asleep and drunk on fatigue she entered the elevator and the door was slowly closing before she said...

"La76'a, la76'a la tsakir" which essentially means, wait, wait don't close.

Ahem, she was talking TO the doors :S

13 comments:

Mochness said...

lol @ your sis, but then again that's the norm during finals.
I once went to my final, and as I was taking off my abaya I realized that I wore two abayas on top of one another and hadn't realized it :S so it's 3ady. B3dain it's not that weird to talk to solid objects...or is it?

Sweet Anger said...

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

TWO 3ABAYA'S!!!

Fo0f said...

~LMAO @ Lolo AND Mocha!!

Omg.. Wow Ash.. U got it all figured out.. I heard it too, and it was freaky.. I think it's Saudi Military though =( I don't wana see another war!!

Check this article from Arab Times.. It was disturbing to me. Not to mention what happened in Lebanon yesterday!

US military strike on Iran seen by April '07; Sea-launched attack to hit oil, N-sites



by Ahmed Al-Jarallah

Global Research, January 15, 2007

Arab Times - 2007-01-14


KUWAIT CITY: Washington will launch a military strike on Iran before April 2007, say sources. The attack will be launched from the sea and Patriot missiles will guard all oil-producing countries in the region, they add. Recent statements emanating from the United States indicate the Bush administration's new strategy for Iraq doesn't include any proposal to make a compromise or negotiate with Syria or Iran. A reliable source said President Bush recently held a meeting with Vice President Dick Cheney, Defense Secretary Robert Gates, Secretary of State Dr Condoleezza Rice and other assistants in the White House where they discussed the plan to attack Iran in minute detail.

According to the source, Vice President Dick Cheney highlighted the threat posed by Iran to not only Saudi Arabia but the whole region. "Tehran is not playing politics. Iranian leaders are using their country's religious influence to support the aggressive regime's ambition to expand," the source quoted Dick Cheney as saying. Indicating participants of the meeting agreed to impose restrictions on the ambitions of Iranian regime before April 2007 without exposing other countries in the region to any danger, the source said "they have chosen April as British Prime Minister Tony Blair has said it will be the last month in office for him. The United States has to take action against Iran and Syria before April 2007."

Claiming the attack will be launched from the sea and not from any country in the region, he said "the US and its allies will target the oil installations and nuclear facilities of Iran ensuring there is no environmental catastrophe or after effects." "Already the US has started sending its warships to the Gulf and the build-up will continue until Washington has the required number by the end of this month," the source said. "US forces in Iraq and other countries in the region will be protected against any Iranian missile attack by an advanced Patriot missile system."

He went on to say "although US Defense Secretary Robert Gates and Secretary of State Dr Condoleezza Rice suggested postponing the attack, President Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney insisted on attacking Tehran without any negotiations based on the lesson they learnt in Iraq recently." The Bush administration believes attacking Iran will create a new power balance in the region, calm down the situation in Iraq and pave the way for their democratic project, which had to be suspended due to the interference of Tehran and Damascus in Iraq, he continued. The attack on Iran will weaken the Syrian regime, which will eventually fade away, the source said.

Ahmed Al-Jarallah is Editor-in-Chief of The Arab Times.

-Global Research Articles by Ahmed Al-Jarallah

Sweet Anger said...

playing politics aye ....:|

Bush is an ass
Blair is a bigger ass hole
and someone should tell Bush snr to stop putting his hand up his son's ass playing puppet :|

hehehe but thats just me,

just to be safe i'm building a bunker :P

Dotsson said...

Sweet Anger: If American attacks Iran it will be because of the Iranian threat to Saudi Arabia and other Sunni countries. Putting the blame only on Bush and Blair is not fair.

Sweet Anger said...

Dot: Bush and Blair have a habit of jumping right in and asking questions later... and no its not just them who are to blame, but honestly both are spineless and i just dont like them :D

I dont like politicians, honey, jam ......... the list can go on :D

Fo0f said...

Lol, amen to all of that :P
ps. save me a place in that bunker of urs =(

3zayez said...

Everybody is concentrating on the wrong issues here. You have bangs?!!
Be lucky there weren't any sonic booms to rattle your window panes or else you would have snuck under the bed looool.
How can anyone not like honey?

Sweet Anger said...

Foof: will do :D

3zayez: yes :$ i do and i'm hoping to god i grow out of them soon, i hate looking 12 :|

oh and i was contemplating jumping under the bed but i was too lazy :D

umm dunno i just dont like honey :|

beejay™ said...

there'z gonna be a war? :S :S :S okkk..now i REALLY feel like an airhead. seriously, im so ashamed. no really. no net for me for the next whole month.. i never watch the news anymore :S thanx for the wake up call :S

and...u have bangs??? :P :P :P

*squeezes ashtonz cheeks*

Diabz said...

ash is a bigger version of her baby :p

war; its always oe thing after another.

i second u on the honey. blech.

Sweet Anger said...

BJ: *shakes head at BJ*

woman please let go of my cheeks there big enough thank you .... ooowww :$

diabz: aaaawwwww really :D

true true there's always something going on somewhere :S sad really

oohhh have u ever had someone force feed u it :| pretty messy

Matt said...

I could've swore we withdrew most of forces from Saudi Arabia. I saw a brief clip on it in CNN, back in '04 I believe it was. We still keep a small fighter contingent there, I'm assuming? I feel bad for asking, as checking out my country's military is sort of a hobby of mine.