Ok first of all I'm sooooo freakin' sleepy..........ugh
Alright so I got there almost a half hour early then EVEYRONE else, which is why I had to wait for someone to open the doors for me since I was new and had no ID card thingy. They practically gave me nothing to do but read and of course I remember nothing since I was half asleep anyway, hmm I'm pretty sure I'm in charge of something but hell if I remember what it is. Oh yeah my butt got numb from sitting so long doing nothing, then when they did give me something the damn chair hurt my back cause it was busted, I had to use a laptop instead of the regular comps cause again ID number thingy. I'm pretty sure I'm hated by at least one person since I'm essentially taking their job....what.... it's not like I asked them to do it. My boss is to shy to speak to me, I'm sure that'll change soon enough but it feels weird him talking around me... "Ask her how her first day was?" I mean really I wont bite : hmm what else, oh yeah by the time I got home my husband kinda looked at me and said, "Ash you've got no colour on you." Which translated means, "Ash you're so pale your bags look darker then they usually do." And boy does he have a point, my bro is kinda going "Look at my sis woohoo!!" cause I work in the same building as him, no idea why though. I heard a British accent and I nearly wept in joy, some Pakistani Brit, he was yum but hey... I'm married thus blind right :P what else what else, ummm yeah I need to go to the freakin head office to get my ID and open and account I mean really I work at a bank cant I just do it there ?? OOHHH yeah I nearly fell off my chair cause I fell asleep LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL not to worry no one saw me hehehehe. Anyways I'm off wish me luck people I've got a three month probation period, lets hope they think I'm good enough to stick around for longer.
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9 comments:
MABROOOOOOK!
YAY ASH! We love youuuuu! I hope it all goes well and that you seduce your sexseh new boss and climb your way to the top until YOU are the one and only supreme new boss!
YAAAAY!
heeeey!!
that was a fun read! :)
too bad about the paki/brit though, or aka PB.. lol, hey btw some do get offended being called paki's, i learned the hard way.. just thought i'de give you a heads up! ;)
ways! hope you enjoy your job, and if you ever do get pissed at your boss, give me a call, i broke my mothers safe box like... mm lost count!
lol, see you around :)
Pan: ok just to be clear... i'd rather be mercilessly ravaged by rabid filth ridden animals then seduce the boss eeewwweeee...
but hey heres hoping i steamroll everyone to the top :D
grungey: ok heres the plan... we go in on thursday morning, go up to the ladies branch and grab as much as we can, and if that doesnt work we go for the jewels in the safe boxes since thats ur calling card WOOHOO!!!
ok saying pakistani british is sooooooo long but yeah i get ur point though honestly when ppl (not saying who) say "you camel shagging bedouin" i find it hilarious :D but them again i'm not quite right in the head
STAY AWAY FROM THE YUMMY BRIT.
STAY :|
looool.
You almost falling off of a chair??
KODAK MOMENT, WALLA.
كودااااااااااك!! هههه
I'm sure you'll breeze through the probation ;)
wicked! honey you just tell me when!
;)
taqo: :| yes mother... no brits 6ayib theres this reasonably good looking pali....?
i'm sure there are PLENTY more kodak moments to come :D ooooohhhhh and i got my ID pic MAN OH MAN do i look ugly and no i'm not kidding its like BLEGH!! which obviously pleased my husband for some perverse saudi reason
grungey: aye aye ;)
Lol may God help u ash.
Ren: :D aye, us all inshallah *feels holy light shining down on her*
hah! wait till u see my ID. its not even funny!
pass on the brit!
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