Ash the Nymph

30 September 2007

15 comments  

Bare with me a sec,
If a woman constantly thinks of sex or is relentlessly aroused, does that make her a nymph and if so why the hell is that supposed to be an insult ?? The idea of being a nympho so to speak is quickly associated with slutty behavior why because a nympho by definition is a “a woman with abnormal sexual desires” thus slutty after all what woman would actually want to get laid hhmm ???

*slaps everyone who just nodded*

ugh when will you learn, alright heres the thing Nymph is not an insult I mean really a woman who has a healthy appetite, whats wrong with that?? Nothing… Actually more people should appreciate sex, it’s a lovely yummy thing mmmm and if your shaking your head than honey you’re not doing it right.

Alright, seeing as men are allowed to marry more than one woman especially if he’s not being sexually satisfied by just the one then why not us. So I like the idea of me having a harem too much but that’s me liking men too much, seriously I mean really why not, it’d be sooo cool and wicked and slightly evil but sooo much fun :) *sighs* wishful thinking I only want three ok probably more but three would do well for a start.
Oh people let me know exactly what your definition of Nymph is, now, now don’t go shy on me I want honesty

had to add this, and no this is not me bragging

Your Kissing Technique Is: Perfect

Your kissing technique is amazing - and you know it.
You have the confidence to make the first move.
And you always seem to know what kissing style is going to work best.
Sometimes you're passionate, sometimes you're a tease. And you're always amazing!


loooooooooool the hell its not

Eh...?

16 September 2007

12 comments  

Well its been hmm disgustingly hectic for moi as of late, and na uh not going into details…

Well work is ugh… work, damn it

Ista’3fur allah forgot I was fasting… no swearing or cursing :)

Ok tid bits of info, and no complaining, Jojo has pretty much learnt every advert every song and even themes by heart and sings them on command. People , my child sings “aah ya s3oodi” : and every *** ***** bratz song aaaahhhhh

Sunday as in the 23rd means no work due to our national day, ah you gotta love the king, ok is it just me or does anyone else get pissed that some ATM’s do not give you the new looking currency… eh, just me then…

I need a toy… bare with me, I need a toy as in a person I can play with, I swear I wont break it but I need entertainment NOW!!! *sighs* hmm I also need a car but that’s not here no there.

Oh yeah there are vacancies in my harem, woohoo ok fresh meat and please you have to be at 21+ (mwahahahaha) any younger and I just feel icky

Vacation in hmm 25 days yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay I need to breathe leave Rio for a week or so and just breathe aaaahhhh bliss, oh yeah me going to London this year is shot to hell actually me going to London any time soon is shot to hell DAMN IT!!

Ok enough rambling….
Oh yeah I think I should start writing more fiction on my other blog I think its lonely…