The 6 Ash's

It has occurred to me that although the regular sane person may have two personalities, one which is presented the other secretly hidden away and only appears to those that person trusts and to him/herself, it simply isn't that easy for me...

During one of my more deliciously enlightening conversations with May I shared my discovery of the 6 Ash's, I know the 6 says it all, but honestly 6!! Yes I'm afraid so some are more dominant then others, and some become the Alfa Ash depending on the season/ time of year.

Let me introduce you to them,

The genius... (smarts, intellect, knowledge)
The bitch... (fighter, cunning, backbone)
The prue... (morality, goodness, purity)
The evil one... (dark side, sinful, wicked)
The nymph... (sex, sex, sex)
The joker... (personality, witty, carefree)

Ah yes a lovely bunch, but honestly they do give me a serious headache when they all start yelling at the same time. Now recently the The Prue has gone into hibernation seeing as she holds the key t Ash's morals… well hell, enough said. The Evil One has umm joined forced with the The Nymph and have simply taken over the majority of Ash, only those two make an awesome combo, but lord I can barely control them.

WARNING TO ALL YUMMY MEN AVOID CROSSING PATHS WITH ME YOU MAY NOT SURVIVE IT MWAHAHAHA

See what I mean...

The Joker pops in usually as a defense mechanism, either due to denial or being hurt, so she's pretty much here all the time. I swear the woman is hilarious but unless you understand dry humor, then it wont work for you. Now The Genius, that little hoe is simply sitting there thinking she's God almighty and shaking her head at the mayhem that is my brain, that lazy fucking ass!! The Bitch is being mean to The Prue, though she has recently made an appearance it was *cackles* wicked ;) and very much needed.

Now in order to get my balance back I need The Nymph to seriously take a break, since Ash needs her sleep and the "Panadol Night" has finished. The Evil One can run a mock since well lol I enjoy her too much, The Genius needs to get off her ass and get Ash's sense back in order, arrogant bitch. As for the rest of 'em well for now they can stay as is, though I hope The Bitch doesn't kill The Prue...

See its not easy being or understanding me, but loooool its hilarious to try, honestly I loved whole idea of them, so thought I'd share...

Go on tell me your favorite personality of yours or mine ;)